Just another random day!

It actually feels good, waking up at 1:30 pst and getting ready for the cricket match at the local ground without having a single shit in breakfast. Ah! It's nice to have tea with mom and dad in the supper!

Relationships!

     "O M G! You're in a relationship? Dude! You've entered the cave full of creep & crap"
The 12 letter word is a nightmare for the guys who are desperate to have a girl in their lives. Seriously!
     Let's just examine the 2 most possible shit you can face when you're in a relationship .

1.Perfect Mate:

     She's sitting next to you at a coffee shop or a cafe with her friends or family you're constantly watching her , still watching her , still . . . ! And she's also watching you but she ain't gonna show it , Well "She's" a girl , They stare but don't want to show! . Now she's alone you made a move . Ta-da Numbers exchanged :D You're happy & She's super happy ! But still she ain't gonna tell you because Ah! You know "She's"a Girl Damn it! Texting . . .  texting . . . continues! After the time when you think you've started to know her . You received a text ,"You're the best guy I've ever met , Let's get together forever" ... Whoa! ??????? Yeah It's a shock. Go jump in front of a train , Just DIE!

2.You're the one to carry bags & do payment things:

     Somehow you still controlled yourself from jumping off the roof or in front of the train & you still talk to her & unfortunately you've developed interest in her Huh! Now you're in a mall or a mart 

shopping with her , You know your aim was to buy just the important items . Well you're not alone my boy . You're just suppose to walk behind her & follow the instructions , She starts from the clothes . . . . . Clock is ticking yeah & you're watching it i know . . . . . .  ! You got the guts to ask her to hurry , "Honey Hurry up we're being late" She watches you with anger . "We just got here & we're being late? Are you serious?" Uh! Finally she's done with clothes , She's going for the shoes . . .  Then handbag , Then other shitty things that girls wear. Damn! at the end , You're carrying shopping bags weighing more than your own weight . It's okay! You got to the counter for payment . Guess what ? She's brand conscious , Well "Girl" ! You saw the bill . O M G! Yes she's a monster .
Go to your roof again & Seriously , Jump . Just DIE!

Taking a stand & It's consequences in Pakistan!

     Well I've studied a lot about leadership but there are very few examples that impressed me personally , One of them is Leon Trotsky ! Without a doubt he is one of the biggest revolutionist in the world .
     But I was impressed more with the Leon Trotsky of the movie Trotsky. Yeah It's funny but seriously . If you're studying in an institute with which you got some problems then this movie is indeed your inspiration . But unfortunately we cannot do anything about it because the system of our country is very well implemented in the educational institutions as well . If you take a stand about anything unfair in your society or environment , you should make yourself ready for the consequences which are obviously very very very fucking bad.
     We are living in a society where you are not supposed to even speak against the unjust & unfair and if you do you're going down man!

وردی والے غنڈے!

پاکستان میں آج کل ایک  ایسی شرمناک ثقافت بہت تیزی سے زور پکڑ رہی ہے، جو وجود میں تو کافی عرصہ پہلے ہی آگئی تھی مگر اس کا خاتمہ کرنے کا نہ تو کسی نے سوچا اور نہ ہی کوشش کی. 

کراچی کے مختلف علاقوں میں کچھ افراد جو کے وردی میں ملبوس ہوتے ہیں، غریب ٹھیلے والوں، دکانداروں، ہوٹل والوں اور عام عوام کو لوٹتے ہیں.  یہ مختلف علاقوں میں مختلف ناموں سے جانے جاتے ہیں.  کہیں انہیں ٹھلے کہتے ہیں اور کہیں "پولیس "

موٹر سائیکل سواروں کو لوٹنے  کے قصے تو انکے بہت مشہور ہیں مگر اب ان وردی والے لٹیروں نے اپنا ایک نیا روپ دکھایا ہے. 

یہ لوگ اپنی 'سرکاری' گاڑی میں الگ الگ علاقوں میں جا کے وہاں کھڑے ٹھیلے والوں سے سامان لیتے ہیں اور بغیر پیسے ادا کئے چلے جاتے ہیں. 

کبھی بھوک لگتی ہے تو  کسی ہوٹل میں پیٹ بھر کھاناکھا کے بغیر بل دئیے نکل جاتے ہیں اور اگر کوئی ان سے ان کی اس حرکت کی شکایت کرے تو یہ لوگ اس کو اپنی وردی کا رعب دکھاتے ہیں. 

کسی موٹرسائیکل سوار سے بغیر کسی وجہ رشوت مانگنا تو معمول ہے اور اگر کوئی نہ دے تو اسکو تھانے لے جا کے اس پے ایسا جادو کرتے ہیں کے اچانک اس کے پاس سے اسلحہ اور منشیات برآمد کر لیتے ہیں. 

عوام سے گزارش ہے کے ان وردی والے لٹیروں سے بچ کر رہیں اور حکومتی نمائندگان سے گزارش ہے کے اس مسئلے پر غغور کریں.  شکریہ! 

Government protocol!

     Today, a known minister of sindh government visited Ibrahim hyderi coastal area. I just saw his protocol when he was going back and I counted the number of cars.
     There were 46 diesel engine cars with government number plate in his protocol. He's definitely a VIP, but the sad part of this whole scene is that the cost of feul for his personal security is taken out by the tax of common citizens which they pay with the intention of development of the state, but unfortunately that is being misused. 
     I just wonder what if he would have used this money for the homeless people who can't afford food for even one time in a day.
     That would have been a step of appreciation without a doubt.
    

Political fascism in Pakistan!

     He is a Sindhi leader , "I'm Definitely going to vote him because I'm a Sindhi"  Result : Not a single shit given to you after the election results.

    Unfortunately our country has a huge drawback since the day it became independent . "Fascism"
Well I got a simplest possible definition for the above mentioned word i.e : Height of illiteracy + Lack of Vision! Yeah we all are like the blind sheep who just walk behind everybody who speaks two good words for our cast , culture & race and of course a plate of Biryani too. We lose our senses when there is such a person talking to us. We don't give a shit to his background , his past works , his experiences etc. What we see is :

    
     









            I think the "Jalsa Culture" in election campaign should be banned & the care taker government must organize the debates between the candidates of the respective constitution in front of the people of the same constitution so that every single citizen can open their mind and make their decision neglecting the cast & race fact. And by this debate an individual can open their mind , make their vision to think about their & their children's future .
   
     Huh! Unfortunately we all know this is never going to happen but . . . eh! Who gives a shit . Let's eat Biryani :) 

High score

Finally got a below 7.5 :)

Eid Mubarak!

Yeah!  We are very happy for Eid shopping and celebration, spending an uncountable amount of money on our unnecessary needs. But wait! Oh I'm sorry Muslims are being killed in Palestine, Daesh is taking over Iraq And Suria, Muslim world is destroying itself, Arabs are dancing and playing in casinos. well doesn't matter. Let's share a status or picture with sympathy for Palestinians and others and get back to our celebrations. yeah! It's 2014 every thing is fucking social and online!! Eid Mubarak. And yeah don't forget to ignore a police constable standing in front of your mosques waiting eagerly for anyone to hug him Eid as a brother (After all they're all same right? )

I'm Changed!

 
     I'm 21 and seriously at this age i was going through a "midlife crisis" . There was a time when i thought, "Everything just seems finish to me , I don't like hanging out with friends Oh Hell i don't have any friends left in my circle . I don't like talking to anyone , I don't want to eat sweet dishes , My degree duration increased from 4 to 6 years . All my batch mates are way ahead than me , I'm a failure . Hell yeah ! Life Sucks...
   
       It was almost a year back & seriously now when i think about my past thoughts i laugh at myself . I've changed my life and it is much much better now . Okay! now the question is : HOW? Well the answer was always there with me actually within me . I scheduled my life , Yes! it was absolutely tricky at the start but the results are always good when you work hard .
     
        I added few habits to my daily routine . I started writing a daily journal I know it is for nerds but it is helpful . When i read what mistakes I've done in past days i try not to repeat it . It is a good thing as "The past is the best teacher" . I started praying and believe me the pleasure and relief you get by praying or even just by sitting in a cool place like mosque is extra-ordinary . I started exercise not Yoga , But jogging in the morning after fajr time and that really helped me a lot . Once you do all these three stuff you'll feel better but to feel even more better start getting social and increase your interaction with new people , Amazing stuff to learn from strangers (Good , Bad & Awesome!!) And not only stranger interaction will help but happy and good interaction with your own family and friends (If you have) will change your mood . Yeah seriously hang out with your friends!
     
        Now if anyone of you people are going through "Midlife Crisis" Or Stuff like that :P , Then try to do what I did and don't forget to give me your feedback !! :D 

FIFA world cup 14 theme song!!

 As the FIFA world cup 2014 comes closer , FIFA announced its official theme song for the world cup 2014 in Brazil. The song is sung by Pitbull & Jennifer Lopez!

 We Are One (Ole Ola) !!

Well there was a news maybe a rumor that Shakira recorded a song too for the FIFA 14 world cup named as Dare in Spanish & English Languages but as i heard that song , I don't think that this song was recorded for the World cup. It looks like a total different theme and makes no connection with sports actually this song is lame ! But it can make a good party music and the video is umm.... You know!! :D  

Youth Parlemiant Pakistan!

    Okay! This blog is strictly for those debaters & nerds out there who like to take their butt at every bore and lecture type events like "MUN's" etc. So A friend of mine who says he is a volunteer at PILDAT(I seriously don't know what that means) anyways he insisted me to share this update on my blog so here it is.
    Youth Parliament Pakistan's members selection deadline is 15th of May so whoever wants to register for it , Do it ASAP. You can download the Expression of interest , Application form and each and every detail about this on the website i.e : http://www.youthparliament.pk/ . So log on to the site and get yourself register before its too late.
     P.S : I got marketing skills , I should open my own advertisement agency !! :P