Relationships!

     "O M G! You're in a relationship? Dude! You've entered the cave full of creep & crap"
The 12 letter word is a nightmare for the guys who are desperate to have a girl in their lives. Seriously!
     Let's just examine the 2 most possible shit you can face when you're in a relationship .

1.Perfect Mate:

     She's sitting next to you at a coffee shop or a cafe with her friends or family you're constantly watching her , still watching her , still . . . ! And she's also watching you but she ain't gonna show it , Well "She's" a girl , They stare but don't want to show! . Now she's alone you made a move . Ta-da Numbers exchanged :D You're happy & She's super happy ! But still she ain't gonna tell you because Ah! You know "She's"a Girl Damn it! Texting . . .  texting . . . continues! After the time when you think you've started to know her . You received a text ,"You're the best guy I've ever met , Let's get together forever" ... Whoa! ??????? Yeah It's a shock. Go jump in front of a train , Just DIE!

2.You're the one to carry bags & do payment things:

     Somehow you still controlled yourself from jumping off the roof or in front of the train & you still talk to her & unfortunately you've developed interest in her Huh! Now you're in a mall or a mart 

shopping with her , You know your aim was to buy just the important items . Well you're not alone my boy . You're just suppose to walk behind her & follow the instructions , She starts from the clothes . . . . . Clock is ticking yeah & you're watching it i know . . . . . .  ! You got the guts to ask her to hurry , "Honey Hurry up we're being late" She watches you with anger . "We just got here & we're being late? Are you serious?" Uh! Finally she's done with clothes , She's going for the shoes . . .  Then handbag , Then other shitty things that girls wear. Damn! at the end , You're carrying shopping bags weighing more than your own weight . It's okay! You got to the counter for payment . Guess what ? She's brand conscious , Well "Girl" ! You saw the bill . O M G! Yes she's a monster .
Go to your roof again & Seriously , Jump . Just DIE!