Thursday, 27 November 2014

Just another random day!

It actually feels good, waking up at 1:30 pst and getting ready for the cricket match at the local ground without having a single shit in breakfast. Ah! It's nice to have tea with mom and dad in the supper!

Saturday, 22 November 2014

Relationships!

     "O M G! You're in a relationship? Dude! You've entered the cave full of creep & crap"
The 12 letter word is a nightmare for the guys who are desperate to have a girl in their lives. Seriously!
     Let's just examine the 2 most possible shit you can face when you're in a relationship .

1.Perfect Mate:

     She's sitting next to you at a coffee shop or a cafe with her friends or family you're constantly watching her , still watching her , still . . . ! And she's also watching you but she ain't gonna show it , Well "She's" a girl , They stare but don't want to show! . Now she's alone you made a move . Ta-da Numbers exchanged :D You're happy & She's super happy ! But still she ain't gonna tell you because Ah! You know "She's"a Girl Damn it! Texting . . .  texting . . . continues! After the time when you think you've started to know her . You received a text ,"You're the best guy I've ever met , Let's get together forever" ... Whoa! ??????? Yeah It's a shock. Go jump in front of a train , Just DIE!

2.You're the one to carry bags & do payment things:
     Somehow you still controlled yourself from jumping off the roof or in front of the train & you still talk to her & unfortunately you've developed interest in her Huh! Now you're in a mall or a mart 
shopping with her , You know your aim was to buy just the important items . Well you're not alone my boy . You're just suppose to walk behind her & follow the instructions , She starts from the clothes . . . . . Clock is ticking yeah & you're watching it i know . . . . . .  ! You got the guts to ask her to hurry , "Honey Hurry up we're being late" She watches you with anger . "We just got here & we're being late? Are you serious?" Uh! Finally she's done with clothes , She's going for the shoes . . .  Then handbag , Then other shitty things that girls wear. Damn! at the end , You're carrying shopping bags weighing more than your own weight . It's okay! You got to the counter for payment . Guess what ? She's brand conscious , Well "Girl" ! You saw the bill . O M G! Yes she's a monster .
Go to your roof again & Seriously , Jump . Just DIE!



Thursday, 13 November 2014

Taking a stand & It's consequences in Pakistan!

     Well I've studied a lot about leadership but there are very few examples that impressed me personally , One of them is Leon Trotsky ! Without a doubt he is one of the biggest revolutionist in the world .
     But I was impressed more with the Leon Trotsky of the movie Trotsky. Yeah It's funny but seriously . If you're studying in an institute with which you got some problems then this movie is indeed your inspiration . But unfortunately we cannot do anything about it because the system of our country is very well implemented in the educational institutions as well . If you take a stand about anything unfair in your society or environment , you should make yourself ready for the consequences which are obviously very very very fucking bad.
     We are living in a society where you are not supposed to even speak against the unjust & unfair and if you do you're going down man!

Saturday, 1 November 2014

وردی والے غنڈے!

پاکستان میں آج کل ایک  ایسی شرمناک ثقافت بہت تیزی سے زور پکڑ رہی ہے، جو وجود میں تو کافی عرصہ پہلے ہی آگئی تھی مگر اس کا خاتمہ کرنے کا نہ تو کسی نے سوچا اور نہ ہی کوشش کی. 
کراچی کے مختلف علاقوں میں کچھ افراد جو کے وردی میں ملبوس ہوتے ہیں، غریب ٹھیلے والوں، دکانداروں، ہوٹل والوں اور عام عوام کو لوٹتے ہیں.  یہ مختلف علاقوں میں مختلف ناموں سے جانے جاتے ہیں.  کہیں انہیں ٹھلے کہتے ہیں اور کہیں "پولیس "
موٹر سائیکل سواروں کو لوٹنے  کے قصے تو انکے بہت مشہور ہیں مگر اب ان وردی والے لٹیروں نے اپنا ایک نیا روپ دکھایا ہے. 
یہ لوگ اپنی 'سرکاری' گاڑی میں الگ الگ علاقوں میں جا کے وہاں کھڑے ٹھیلے والوں سے سامان لیتے ہیں اور بغیر پیسے ادا کئے چلے جاتے ہیں. 
کبھی بھوک لگتی ہے تو  کسی ہوٹل میں پیٹ بھر کھاناکھا کے بغیر بل دئیے نکل جاتے ہیں اور اگر کوئی ان سے ان کی اس حرکت کی شکایت کرے تو یہ لوگ اس کو اپنی وردی کا رعب دکھاتے ہیں. 
کسی موٹرسائیکل سوار سے بغیر کسی وجہ رشوت مانگنا تو معمول ہے اور اگر کوئی نہ دے تو اسکو تھانے لے جا کے اس پے ایسا جادو کرتے ہیں کے اچانک اس کے پاس سے اسلحہ اور منشیات برآمد کر لیتے ہیں. 
عوام سے گزارش ہے کے ان وردی والے لٹیروں سے بچ کر رہیں اور حکومتی نمائندگان سے گزارش ہے کے اس مسئلے پر غغور کریں.  شکریہ!